The Scientist (par inter-vivos)
Why didn’t the Eagles just take the Fellowship directly to Mordor?
- Eagles are very proud and noble creatures who refused to get involved in the wars of men. Gandalf was only able to ride them because he was a Maiar, a semi-divine spirit, who the Lord of the Eagles, Gwaihir, owed a favor because Gandalf had once saved him from a poisoned arrow.
- The Fellowship was supposed to travel in secret. Sauron only knew that the Ring had left Gollum’s cave for the Shire, and was now somewhere else. Large eagles flying into Mordor would have tipped off Sauron and, most importantly, the Nazgul, which no creature could out-maneuver. The Nazgul would have killed the eagles and taken the Ring to Sauron.
FUCKING THANK YOU! When people make this stupid argument I just
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This Bloody Mary is More Than a Full Meal
Garnishes are important!
give it to me.
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
yes.
How to make your own dress form
HOLY SHIT, ATTENTION ALL COSPLAYERS.c
oh, hey, we didn’t have a tutorial last tuesday because I’m a dumb and I put this one to post on 4/23/2012 and tumblr didn’t know what I wanted. OOps.
The sound I made was inhuman.
Genius.
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nothing is ever beautiful and true (par my corner of the universe)
